Monday, August 24, 2009

Heidi sucked at Miss Universe

For those that don't know Heidi Montag (The Hills), The self proclaimed playboy-posing conservative Christian "performed" yesterday in the 2009 Miss universe pageant, and you can imagine how it went down.
.

..
First of all Heidi who the Hell chose your wardrobe? I noticed a significant amount of space between the crotch area of your pants and your actual crotch, I assume this was done to avoid a camel-toe, your moves were way-off, your dancing sucked, and Heidi you could have at least taken the time to practice dancing in heels! but NO you went with flats?!! Do sluts wear flats? I don't think so, if you wanna appear as a slutty sexy persona then don't wear flats!
I mean really, it was like watching Bitney performing Gimmie more all over again. EPIC FAIL.
.

10 comments:

Leesa said...

WOW, that was really some separation, too!!! She reminds me of Jessica S. a bit...

olga d said...

do cats eat bats?

DOWN WITH SPEIDY!!!

Trudy said...

Sounds like Heidi didn't cut it, huh? Such a disgrace.

I totally agree with you on the flats Franco..it just doesn't work.

Diyanah Lo said...

She looks like the 90's Britney/Christina with the head to toe nude outfit and flats. She's not even wearing a cute pair of flats! It's like a track shoe or smth.

Major lip synching going on.

Diyanah Lo said...

She looks like the 90's Britney/Christina with the head to toe nude outfit and flats. She's not even wearing a cute pair of flats! It's like a track shoe or smth.

Major lip synching going on.

Diyanah Lo said...

She looks like the 90's Britney/Christina with the head to toe nude outfit and flats. She's not even wearing a cute pair of flats! It's like a track shoe or smth.

Major lip synching going on.

shilvia said...

LOL...i do agree with you :)

Bethany said...

She wasn't even dancing! Literally! She stood almost still the whole time.

Yaya said...

Epic fail. Lol!

I'm so sick of this "celebrity" too.

brandonbacardi said...

i don't care how much britney wants to say she "embraces" her body...if i had a huge ass beer gut you would not catch me in a bikini gyrating my girth around on stage.