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Is Jessica Rabbit Overrated?
Before you flame me let me explain myself.
Exhibit A: Her hairline
Is it me or does she look like she’s balding? Am I right? Her hairline STARTS on the top center of her skull. Not okay.
Exhibit B: What is she?
Is she black? Is she Puerto Rican? Is she an albino Black Puerto Rican? She looks like Angelina Jolie’s half retarded sister.
Exhibit C: Drug Use
The last time I saw someone with super heavy eye lids like that was front row at a Ziggy Marley concert. What other addictions does she have? What if she was addicted to smack? Come to think of it, we never hear her say she’s not addicted to heroine.
Just look at the facts objectively beforer you masturbate to the image above.
Just sayin’.
9 comments:
Hahahaha! Thanks for always giving me a new perspective on completely innocent subjects.
it also looks like someone injected collagen into her lower lip but forgot the upper, i suppose she would give good head maybe thats why guys jerk off to her
Oh Franco! You've outdone yourself once again. Poor Jessica Rabbit. LOL!
Lol. Every guy i've dated has thought she was so hot and I kinda...couldn't pin point anything against her hottness. But terribly right. One vote for Angelina's half retarded sister
Haha Angelina Jolies half-retarded sister... You're fantastic.
Thanks once more for injecting some humour into the blogisphere :)
x
Plus she's wearing purple gloves with a red dress.
Big no no. Definately not jerk off material.
LOL...this post made my day...!!!
Are we sure she is actually a "She",
'cause that would make more sense.
...just saying.
LOL...
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